I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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