Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
the room spins SO much faster in panama
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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