im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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