Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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