I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just blew my weed a kiss
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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