I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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