Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
we're making bets on your personal life
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
my liver is dry heaving
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
