I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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