I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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