that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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