You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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