Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Randomize
