At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
is it fun? or sober?
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