she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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