Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize