I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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