Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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