"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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