But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
There's even glitter on my cock...
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