i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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