Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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