Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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