This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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