It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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