I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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