when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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