Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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