I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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