Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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