just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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