I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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