So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Do vagina's smell?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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