So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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