I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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