just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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