they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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