Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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