You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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