I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
P.S. I can't hear my feet
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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