Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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