Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Randomize
