I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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