butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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