Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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