She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize
