I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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