super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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