either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
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