You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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