And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
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