the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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