ugly people sure do ruin things
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Dignity is for republicans.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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