I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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