Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Randomize
