Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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