omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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