you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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