Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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